isthisart

The next time Linya and Ekaterin meet up (for impromptu bonsai skellytum pruning lessons, lunch, and an attempt to teach Ekaterin the simplest version of a complicated haut card game) Linya says, while shuffling for a second example round:

"Miles and I are planning to get married again, Barrayaran ceremony groats and all, and I wondered if you'd be my Second."

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isthisart

"Well, I don't disagree - I don't think I knew she had much clearance to speak of; if she knows more about your comings and goings than I she's very good at not letting on."

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thisvorlunatic

"I strongly suspect that Mother knows some things even I don't," says Miles. "But moving on - I - "

He sighs and turns and paces some more.

"Ugh. I can't just tell you anyway, is the thing. Sometimes I wish I could. But... see, perhaps you've noticed this, or perhaps not because nobody tells you a damn thing about my Service career - I have a little bit of an enormous insubordination problem. I ignore orders, I argue, I am a vast pain in the ass to command for anything more complicated than sitting on a box of ciphered data disks like a mother hen on her eggs as they travel from point A to point B. And sometimes even then. I'm like that because I am very smart and very good at my job and often temporarily put in situations where I am under the command of someone less smart and less good at my job than I am, and having to dodge their misaimed instructions is tedious and counterproductive. But the point, the aim of it all, is to get the job done. And there's no justification I can honestly concoct in which the job actually requires you to know Barrayaran military secrets, unless you have been concealing an ambition to join ImpSec from me all this time—no?—didn't think so."

Pace pace pace.

"So I can't just unilaterally decide that you get to hear the shop talk because you deserve to. Even though I truly believe you do. If I am told to conceal sensitive information from you, and I can think of no way it is strongly in Barrayar's interests not to, I must."

Edited Date: 2014-09-02 03:14 pm (UTC)

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isthisart

"I mean - I understand that there's a reason I presently know more about what Ivan does all day than what you do when you're gone. And I haven't been asking," she says. "It would be nice if I knew when to expect you back when you leave, or - I don't even know if couriering tends to be dangerous; it doesn't sound it, but why would I know? - but I don't, in fact, harbor a desire to report for duty in that abominable building, though it would make a truly interesting picture."

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thisvorlunatic

"It kills me, though," says Miles. "Emotionally speaking. There's no way out. I want to tell you a lot of things about my work - innocuous things, things like how long I expect to be out on a trip, or that I passed through Tau Ceti between runs and nearly got my face bitten off by a very pretty lizard - I hasten to clarify that this is a facetious example and has not actually happened. Or slightly less innocuous but still reasonable-for-most-ImpSec-fellows-with-wives things, like when I come back from a trip whether it was of the egg-sitting variety or actually involved getting shot at."

He turns back and paces in the other direction.

"And I can't. Because you are very, very smart, and even if you don't want the secrets, won't ask for the secrets, won't do anything with the secrets - I am just as forsworn if you happen to figure one out from a series of individually innocent hints that I could have avoided dropping but chose to be careless about. So I have to turn my entire career into the biggest black hole of non-information I possibly can, even though I very much don't want to - particularly because, if you started getting close to something so secret you could not even be allowed to know there was a secret there at all, and I had to lie to you to protect it - I would, God help me. And I want to do that even less. Words cannot express nor the vast reaches of space encompass how much I don't want to have to lie to my wife in the service of my empire, but," he throws up his hands, "that's the fucking job for you."

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isthisart

Well, now she has to scoop him up mid-pace and snuggle him again.

"Well," she says, "maybe in a year or a few Captain Illyan will decide I am not a plant after all and that I can know about the - scheduling and broadest strokes of your nesting habits. And in the meantime, if you don't tell me anything and I don't go looking and I never know what planet you're on when you aren't openly there you will not have to lie to me."

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thisvorlunatic

Miles sighs.

"I love you," he says, flomping his head onto her shoulder again. "So much. And God, do I hope Illyan relents sometime soon. I just - I - my private nightmare is that I'll go out on one of my trips and I won't come back and they still won't tell you what I was doing. Killed in action in the black hole of mystery."

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isthisart

Pensive snuggle.

"This is more my fifth thought than my first, which I assure you is more upset and sentimental - but it is the first that comes in the form of a question - if that happens, and there is not already a baby on the way anyway, ought I cook one up anyway, in the absence of convenient collateral descendants, or do I talk that over with your parents, or...?"

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thisvorlunatic

"Well - at that point I think it's your choice," he says. "Whether to cook up a kid - and probably pretend they were already in the replicator when I left, to divert accusations of necromancy, or possibly necrophilia - or ditch the whole sorry planet and go be an enormously successful entrepreneur somewhere more civilized. If you wanted to stay, Ma and Da would back you. You're part of the family, as far as Mother is concerned, so that's that. But nobody's going to keep you if you don't want to be kept. If you wanted to keep the Vorkosigan line going but didn't particularly want to stay, you could start a son and hand off the replicator to his grandparents and escape. Ivan would probably be grateful; the Vorkosigan countship goes to him if Da and I both die heirless, and he doesn't remotely want it."

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isthisart

"I suppose I'll postpone that hypothetical until and unless it's needed and go over options with the other involved parties. It seems like if nothing else it would depend on how far along I was on the design; I haven't even really started. Since the mystical gamete thing requires slightly more involvement to start out than we've previously troubled with."

Snuggle. It may be possible to tell that she does not want her husband to die!

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thisvorlunatic

Snuggle. It is probably very easy to tell that her husband does not want to die on her.

"If I'm dead at the time I care much less about the mystical gamete thing, and God knows I've been through enough assorted medical procedures that you could construct some kind of horrible Miles-effigy out of the scraps, life-size if not life-like. You won't lack for genome samples to run off a quick random-assembly from, if you choose the 'drop a kid on my parents and flee' route."

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isthisart

"Yes, but I would not become more inclined towards 'quick random-assembly' in this situation, I'd still want to make the basic health tweaks. - It occurs to me to ask, once mystical gametes have mystified, I'll be able to produce simulations of what the child will look like at various ages. Are you going to want to look at those?"

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thisvorlunatic

"...I... am not sure," he says. "How accurate are they?"

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isthisart

"Do you want to see my simulation-pictures? Next to actual pictures of me at those ages, if you like."

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thisvorlunatic

"I - sure."

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isthisart

Linya woggles her pen through appropriate picture summoning rituals, and produces two portraits of a five-year-old girl who looks just like her. They are distinguishable, but not in subject - only in hairstyle, setting, facial expression, and outfit. The one that is presumably the simulation picture displays a neutral expression and wears a basic blue dress in front of a green background and has her hair down (falling only to mid-thigh). The other picture looks like someone asked her to turn around and smile on her way to her piano lesson; there's a garden behind her and a book of sheet music flimsies in her hand and she's grinning and her pigtails are mid-bounce.

She's painfully cute.

Edited Date: 2014-09-02 03:59 pm (UTC)

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thisvorlunatic

"...You were adorable," Miles informs her, though in an oddly subdued tone. "And - um. It occurs to me that - I mean - you could generate pictures like that of me. Couldn't you. The unaltered Miles phenotype."

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isthisart

"Yes. My pen can't take a complete sample with just its identity-checking measures, but if I had a copy of your genotype to feed the problem I could. Do you want me to?"

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thisvorlunatic

"I... am considering that very question, and I'm not sure yet."

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isthisart

"Well, if you want me to, I can. There's no expiration date on my slightly illicit software."

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thisvorlunatic

"All right. I'll continue dithering, then, I suppose." He kisses her hand. "And I suspect I won't know if I want to look at my children's phenotype projections until I know if I want to look at mine."

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isthisart

"Dither away." She kisses his head. "More adorable small-Linya pictures?"

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thisvorlunatic

"Sure."

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isthisart

She produces more adorable small-Linya pictures. They don't ever contain people other than her clearly visible in frame; either she's omitting those out of concern for the privacy of her fellow haut or for some reason group shots were not customary. There is some incidental imagery of the interior of her apartment, especially from after the invention of her pen when she could easily begin to take her own pictures; it was prettily decorated and spacious and had a gorgeous black grand piano in it. She is shown playing the piano and singing, walking from place to place, just smiling for the camera, and, in one particularly precious image, sitting in her float-chair for the very first time when she is three.

Edited Date: 2014-09-02 04:09 pm (UTC)