dissonance

[isthisart]

Dr. Cheung's at a funeral all day, so Linya decides to go up to London and see if Miles is out of his Mood.

Security has decided to be deeply unhelpful today. She is currently showing them various forms of ID and repeating in a slow, patient voice that she has been here before, there is not more than one of her, and she promises she is not there to assassinate her husband or whatever fool thing has them skittish today. Perhaps she shouldn't drop in while the captain's missing; it seems to make them worse. But she got in before while he was missing...

Comments

[thisvorlunatic]

"Cost. I've been to Jackson's Whole. Producing one accelerated clone is fucking expensive, beyond most people's means. Producing ten, beyond all but the richest. Producing fifty - at that point they might as well just buy several mercenary armies and wage open war. I might grant that they could have two, if they desperately wanted to, but they could only send one to Barrayar in my place - any theory that assumes they have the means to send both strongly implies they also have the means to swap them in for me without waiting for me to fall into their collective lap on Earth."

[isthisart]

"I don't know how they were funded," Linya points out.

"Komarran expatriates who got their money out early," mutters Galeni.

"...A large but probably not princely sum by the standards of Jackson's Whole, I'd imagine?"

Galeni nods.

"I will still want to sit down and have a long, long conversation in which you produce more trivia about our history than you had time to give them before you started Macbeth," Linya tells Miles, "but I will for the time being go on referring to my husband in the second person."

[thisvorlunatic]

He nods, semi-happily.

[isthisart]

"How much of a disaster is this going to be with Captain Illyan?" she wonders. "The having told me, I mean, rather than concocting an elaborate story that retained separation between you and Naismith."

[thisvorlunatic]

"At this point I'm inclined to say that if Illyan feels like complaining about my choices he can bugger himself," says Miles. "With a plasma arc. I suppose it's possible he might fire me, but if we all get out of this alive I very much doubt it."

[isthisart]

"What would you have done if you'd tried to sell me the story and I hadn't gotten the job bid? ...For that matter, did you wind up having to write your mother in case I did the same? I didn't, as it happens, but..."

[thisvorlunatic]

"Of course I wrote my mother. I - don't know what I would have done. Tried harder, probably."

[isthisart]

"I confess it's rather alarming that you were that good at lying to my face, even if I already had fair warning that you'd try it if you had to. Didn't even have the - flinch."

[thisvorlunatic]

Miles glances at Galeni, and says, "I've recently been given cause to wonder whether I might have been getting a little too into the Naismith persona. I - when you picked me up, it didn't occur to me that I had a wife who did that occasionally until I turned around."

[isthisart]

"Oh."

[thisvorlunatic]

"And then I caught up with myself and spent the rest of that conversation internally screaming, but God knows incredible stress is practically Admiral Naismith's optimal working condition."

[isthisart]

"The Dendarii have been in operation for a - a while. Since before I met you."

[thisvorlunatic]

"Yeah. Admiral Naismith, uh, has never dated, if that's what you're asking. Too busy getting shot at, and then - well, I remember I'm married when people flirt with me."

[isthisart]

"Okay."

[thisvorlunatic]

[isthisart]

"I picked Mark up, I kissed him on the forehead, I put him down, he shot me," she adds. "If you were wondering."

[thisvorlunatic]

"That's, um. Unpleasantly reassuring?"

[isthisart]

"I may be noticed missing if we're here longer than a couple of days," she remarks.

[thisvorlunatic]

"I don't doubt it."

[isthisart]

"I wonder what they're planning to do about that. There is probably no plausible deal I can offer that gets me out of here to put in soothing appearances, is there?"

[thisvorlunatic]

"I don't know. Maybe you'll decide you like Mark better and run off with him to briefly be Empress of Barrayar," Miles jokes.

[isthisart]

"The title only appeals in isolation of all the suggested context."

[thisvorlunatic]

"No kidding."

[isthisart]

"Although I do occasionally fantasize about accumulating a sufficient bankroll to buy a planet, I imagine it would be least feather-ruffling if I administrated it under the title of Vicerine and reported to Emperor Gregor rather than striking off on my political lonesome, considering choices I have made since first coming up with this daydream."

[thisvorlunatic]

"Is there any particular planet you have your eye on?"